Paint it Black

So I got to thinking about my trip to Vegas on the flight home, and started to break down the numbers... so here goes nothing...

• 0 - Planned tattoo's gotten
  
• 1 - Gay Australian's who grabbed my ass in the bar
  
• 1 - Prostitutes I helped find tricks in the Casino
• 1 - UFC Fighters I thought I saw, which weren't UFC fighters
  
• 2 - Restaurants that ID'ed me
• 2 - Middle Eastern offended by my photo with their prayer shrine
  
• 3 - Homeless people that provided a great conversation
  
• 3.5 - Hours slept at a Starbucks in Mandalay Bay
  
• 4 - Offers for cocaine I recieved
  
• 4 - Girls who gave me a kiss
• 5 - Times I had Starbucks on my self-imposed ban
• 5 - Casino's that let me drink underage
• 7 - Floor our Holywood suite was on
• 8 - Time (AM, EST) that I averaged getting to bed
  
• 20 - Dollars lost to homeless person on 3 Card Monte
  
• 24 - Age of Twin's I met on my last night
  
• 27 - Age I was assumed to be by multiple girls
• 28 - Age of the teacher from California I met
  
• 45 - Dollars I lost playing poker
  
• 300 - Dollars I spent on booze
  
• 330 - Photos taken in 3 days

I will add more if I remember them.